i had a date with a pretty ballerina

the chinese fascist snake that can walk and kill you with ultrasonic death noises and shit is back. (i made up the kill you with noises part).

panda. are all pandas ethnically chinese? it sure seems like it. it’d be funny if they started naming pandas things like derek and michael now that they’re in america and stuff.

i think the elastic on this pair of underpants broke or something because they’re not doing their job very well. i have to go now.

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