ridiculous names of towns in downstate illinois that i was recently made aware of, letters A through J edition:
Dongola
Boys Nickname: Demons
Girls Nickname: Lady Demons
<a href="http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&address=&city=Cuba&state=IL"Cuba
Effingham
bonus pts for effingham:
Boys Nickname: Flaming Hearts
Girls Nickname: Flaming Hearts
Golconda (Pope County)
more bonus points:
Conference: Greater Egyptian
Boys Nickname: Pirates
Girls Nickname: Lady Pirates
Joppa. this school appears to be at least partially named after a ween song. and their school district is an angelfire page which is the single most ghetto thing you will ever see.
Pete Beatty 
Carl Dillow, FFA of Joppa =?= Pruitt Taylor Vince