the dishes are done, man

a. butch davis: worst guy ever
b. hot robot german woman

found sounds from friday, may 21, 2003
1. thug-looking mcdonald’s employee standing outside McDonald’s at western and milwaukee:
“So, are you like a full-blooded white person or (indistinct)?”

2. beard-having indie rock man talking to casher at costa rican restaurant:
“How big are your milkshakes?”
“24 ounces”
“how much is 24 ounces?”
“(sighs, points to cup)”

3. two food service professionals debating impending Western Conference Finals on Blue Line:
“Who’s gonna put the lock on my man Devean George?”
“You forgot Wally Sczcerbiak. Wally gonna kill. Wally will kill you.”
(admittedly, they had already argued the comparative merits of kobe, shaq, kg and sam cassell, but still, come on)

i ate a vegetarian burrito today and i also threw garbage at a pigeon because it was getting in my face about the burrito i was trying to enjoy. the burrito was so fucking good i almost passed out.

2 thoughts on “the dishes are done, man”

  1. “Who’s gonna put the lock on my man Devean George?”

    “You forgot Wally Sczcerbiak. Wally gonna kill. Wally will kill you.”

    An important line of questioning that may obscure a more important point: you’re a poet (a rare breed these days!). Indeed.

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