He called you a slut, girl, why’s that, what did you do to him

little of interest to the outside world is currently going on inside my brain. if anybody has any ideas for a feature pitch, now is the time to share them with me. now is the time for me to win. i spent most of yesterday being roughed up by the city county and state of new york. i got a summonseses for drinking a beer on the subway (just one goddamn beer, seriously. and there were three other people on the platform drinking). not my finest moment. and earlier in the day some crazy dirty bum-looking guy tried to knock me into a trash can. it was kind of awesome actually. he wanted to know if i thought i was a tough guy. i wasn’t sure so i didn’t answer. todays goal is to eat a bagel and then think about what happens next. i’d be a lot closer to my goal if ben stopped doing laundry and started bringing me bagels right the fuck now. also, carlos boozer: dead to me. what the fuck. why you want to spend the rest of your career with AK47 and not Lebronics? i like andrei kirilenko too, goddammit, but what the fuck? also, spend some time at that .ru site there. some pearls from AK47:
In my opinion, our actors of the Soviet period are in no way inferior to the current American stars. A recent Russian film I like – “Antikiller.” It turns out that when we set are minds to it, we can release a very quality action movie.

I cannot say that I love to eat well. I really like Sushi. Why? I just do. Also ice cream. Recently I’ve come to like dill. As for drinks, I prefer milk, milkshakes and non-alcoholic cocktails.
never mind. i understand and respect your decision carlos. i wish i could be on this guy’s team too.

words of wisdom from spiderman 2: “if you keep too much love in your heart, it can make you sick.” word. last thing: can we take a minute for ronnie belliard/vmart/matt lawton/cc sabathia. yes we can.

i went to other music and got myself birfday presents:
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5 thoughts on “He called you a slut, girl, why’s that, what did you do to him”

  1. I can’t believe you got arrested for something we never even considered being illegal back in college.

    In other news, HP gets the finger. Pilsen here I come. The eagerness to touch UIC students is becoming overwhelming.

  2. i didn’t get arrested, i just got a summons. the cop told me he’d mail it to me so i wouldn’t miss my train. wtf pilsen?

  3. I got a good deal. $600 1bdr with ac, sharing a roof-top patio with two of my good friends. We’re turning east pilsen into a lithuanian ghetto, mang. By this time next year, we hope to have 4+ apts within the block inhabited solely by pisstanks. our goal is to build up a coalition strong enough to a) make the uic honeys scream and b) force the parish on 18th and union to get a lugan priest again. It was the first lugan parish in chicago (founded 1904 or something ridic like that). So LET IT LIVE

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