so i bought the new grand theft auto. this isn’t particularly interesting to anyone other than me, but i would like it read into the record that i went to the fictional clothing store, inside the video game, and bought a green hooded sweatshirt, a cross colours style africa pendant, and A R. KELLY MASK. as sam has said, the people responsible for grand theft auto should probably be working on more important problems, like world hunger, but i’m glad that they afforded me a chance to have a small digital black guy wear a mask.