Gender-neutral and family restroom


i was going to present some more adventures in cultural literacy (i still had the adventures nee) but instead i decided i needed to spend three hours listening to incomprehensible tape recordings of me in the back of a limousine with four provincial adjutant rockettes and five other people whose function i remain unclear on. sometimes i do not understand things that i allow to happen to me. i think this is because i have some kind of debiliating pyschological malformity wherein the part of my brain that recalls what activities I am well-suited for only actually works right like four hours a day, and those hours change all the time. if you get me during the blackout period you could talk me into becoming a larouche activist or joining the coast guard. other things of moment: i saw a transexual dance show, consisting of one (1) transexual who did not know the lyrics to either of the song he was dancing to (good dancer though — i won’t hate).

coming soon to the ptb reading and discussion bund:
Anthony Powell
Mikhail Lermontov
Clinton Portis
Peter De Vries: John Updike for humans
the weird eurasian frat guy at the computer next to me who won’t stop farting through his mouth (is there are thing where you can be a hypochondriac about other people’s manners and facial expressions, i have it if it exists)
Also:
neonationalism in my personal autopsy of culture
thoughts on viewing The Blue Planet while sober

dear college girl,
why are you in a computer lab in your underwear at 9:30 at night? were you raised in a whorehouse. also, how do you have a suntan, you look very non-ethnic and the sun hasn’t been out for two months. i suspect you of various sins, including being part of a nationwide decision to crap on revanchist secular mormonism. also, why did you sit so far away from, now i can’t see you
signed,
mr. beatty

dear mr. beatty,
why are you in a computer lab with a scarf on at 9:30 at night? you graduated from college more than 2 years ago and you are already balding. i will cut you
signed,
virgin-whore complex

5 thoughts on “Gender-neutral and family restroom”

  1. In re: cultural literacy, are you aware that your picture is on thecobrasnake.com? Not that I saw that page after reading Blue States Lose on Gawker or anything. No, not at all.

  2. people keep e-mailing it to me. is this web site actually a thing that people who are not 19-year-old chicago hipsters look at?

  3. thecobrasnake is fucking reprehensible.

    “interesting photos” seems to pictures of the poor and of the fat. I swear hipsters need to fucking diediedie.

    where was this alleged pic of p?

  4. I would hope to god that nobody but 19-year old hipsters cares about thecobrasnake, and that they grow out of that phase quickly.

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