fun fact: i will be in the New York metropole feb 22-25. please press 1 to enjoy coffee and dessert with the author of such blog posts as “fuck you guys” and “special condoms made out of other people’s dicks.” i have no idea how many people besides um, me read this. if you check this more than like every month, leave a comment. COME ON.
also, today is the debut of “fantasy baseball inspired folk art thursdays” on banana nutriment. fuck you guys.
this is from Black Fred McGriff, my fantasy baseball team. i freely admit i stole the “{racial identifier} {guy who is already that racial identifier but not to the fullest}” construction from mike cardarelli. the original black fred mcgriff was ryan howard. he has since been replaced by jarrod saltalamacchia.
Pete Beatty 
i read your blog occasionally, but most of the time i have no effin clue what youre saying. ummmm… you use big words 🙂
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I live in New York and I read this “blog” occasionally, though I agree with Auske! regarding your use of big words.
so, wait, like what kind of big words? nonsense words, or just weird obscure ones?
Still don’t know if I’ll make it down: the Przm’s power steering is fuxored and it may or may not have working brakes. but I might steal this other dude’s car (I hope he isn’t reading this)
I won the respect of an anonymous dude at a bar one time by referring to wes welker as the “white wayne chrebet.” some related concepts for consideration:
the hispanic rich garces (eddie guardado?)
the black ryan howard/the black black fred mcgriff (I haven’t come up with one yet but I know he’s out there somewhere.)
the hispanic black fred mcgriff (david ortiz)
the afro-hispanic gaylord perry was fausto;
the white jeff kent is chase utley.
the hispanic a-rod has been bandied about for hanley ramirez but won’t ring true until hanley’s iron glove moves him from short.
I know him as Superstar Black Fred McGriff.
I’m still thinking about the giant weapon that The Black Fred McGriff is holding. Anyone else?