just saying


i bought a chin-up bar. i’m going to soak my nervous system in a diet coke/testosterone/cioppino-type red broth. soon all of my decision making will be controlled by the lymph nodes in my upper crotch.

also Operation Grow A Beard was canned due to unsatisfactory results at multiple testing sites. Then its legislative stepchild Grow a Mustache was also tabled due to my own reflection scaring me.

this year is going to be a big year for seafood.

also, i wasn’t lying about being in NYC this weekend. who wants a hug.


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