a play in one act.
26 YEAR OLD SOFTEDGED DUDE WITH GLASSES (BALDING): (an aside to himself) why is that girl wearing clothes too small? she’s not fat, it’s not like she would be shapeless and unloveable if she wore clothes that fit. is there a name for this phenomenon? besides misogyny?
[a giant CONDOR appears stage right]
[ALARUM sounds]
[CONDOR rips the white dude in half — you didn’t notice initially it was carrying a scimitar in its talons. the scimitar is also shaped more like a penis than usual for a scimitar– blood is geysering all over]
[you also didn’t notice the CONDOR is balding and has glasses and soft edges]
CONDOR: ARE YOU SURE BY ‘MISOGYNY’ YOU DIDN’T MEAN ‘GETTING KILLED BY ME’
-fin-
Pete Beatty 