just so everyone is on the same page here, the Condor stories will continue semi-regularly until I think of something better or less retarded to do with myself. and yes, to confirm, they are kind of a result of me reading Rabbit Run by John Updike. except that Rabbit in Rabbit is not actually a rabbit but a man. in this case it is actually a condor.
next up on the Fuck You Tuesday menu is Wendy’s (i am aware that it is not fuck you tuesday yet.
also fun fact i am moving to NYC (again). everybody wins.
Pete Beatty 