top 10 at 10 a.m. for last day of work/last business day in the HPK cosmopolis
1) no more mustache
2) dutch soccer: fuck these guys. fuck the dutch. nobody ever wants to pick on the dutch. i’m ready. stop being neoliberal/secretly nazis/genetically predisposed to hotness.
3) silver/turquoise jewelry for men
4) feline mad cow disease: need to research
6) new glasses