queens: slowly winning my heart or just destroying the conceptual space where other things go. either way everybody wins. i need to stop drinking so much seltzer water.
product review: xyliwhite cinnamon toothpaste: it is like cleaning your teeth with a combination of chewed up donuts and hi-quality child-safe sand. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
Pete Beatty 
i drank a sand-covered beer this weekend. it was gross until i told myself that it’s all in the charm of being at the beach. But, when i brush my teeth, I’m not at the beach…