if there is one guiding principle i follow in my life as a holy man, i would like to think or at least suggest that it be “i’m not about to deface this property for ‘[your bullshit].” which is why i went ahead and waited until the first round of the playoffs were over before giving you my predictions about what is going to happen in the playoffs. WHICH ARE:
phillies-dodger series ends tied at 4 each (both teams won game 3). unsure how to proceed. as a result, the dodgers advance when pat burrell loses in penalty checkers shootout against hideki kuroda
please god can the red sox lose. that’s not strictly a prediction, but it is a sentence.
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condor is reading some stuff for work. spends 40 mins of 41 minute train ride, after reading one page, adjusting his neck to see which head posture makes his chin look the best.
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then his head melts and he doesn’t have a chin anymore