It’s not a contest

Here’s what happens to you if you don’t get AT&T wireless:
1) no motorhead
2) no firsthand opportunity to sexually assault michael phelps with your eyes
3) no NCAA game
4) no normal childhood because of party monster
5) no not getting arrested
6) no continuing to be alive

circuit city ad equating flat screen tvs with either mistresses or mail order brides

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