hellboy ii the golden army

deadpeoplebig

Giant Gonzalez-scale Tony Montana seated with a bunch of italians and dead people and Elvis’ head photo-shopped onto a random torso

deadpeoplelil

Please note additional portrait of Scarface in upper right corner. Also, please note non-standard view of the Brooklyn bridge out the window. Only a couple of the characters in this whole thing are even loosely associated with New York City, NB.

henryjones

inexplicable plastic piece of shit. it’s sean connery, except sort of a lego dude, except not. $25 SELL IT ON EBAY

knockers

NFL-branded (shitty) door knockers. for the home (or long-term hotel) with next to no class

rampage

Rampage Jackson folk art. Please note Mickey’s malt liquor ad on ring mat preserved. UFC corporation offers EPIC BRAND-BUILDING FOR YOUR AD DOLLAR. YOUR PRODUCT WILL BE TURNED INTO FOLK ART BY A SUICIDAL ART SCHOOL DROPOUT AND SUBSEQUENTLY TATTOOED ON A THOUSAND PALE, ZITTY BICEPS. DON DRAPER ON LINE ONE, HE’S CALLING FOR *YOU*

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