i have written a poem.
To the dude who walks around manhattan with a cat on his head
But doesn’t want people to take his/their picture
(without crossing his/not-their palm/not-paw with US currency)
WTF is your deal
You have a fucking cat on your head;
Don’t act like you don’t know
why the picture-taking keeps happening
If you want to keep doing this
I suggest that you open a store or strike a deal for a fixed address
Actually fuck it you’re fine
But I made significant eye contact with your cat
He/she is not that into the whole thing
Maybe the cat was once
But that was a long time ago
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