announcement

i have written a poem.

To the dude who walks around manhattan with a cat on his head

But doesn’t want people to take his/their picture

(without crossing his/not-their palm/not-paw with US currency)

WTF is your deal

You have a fucking cat on your head;

Don’t act like you don’t know

why the picture-taking keeps happening

If you want to keep doing this

I suggest that you open a store or strike a deal for a fixed address

Actually fuck it you’re fine

But I made significant eye contact with your cat

He/she is not that into the whole thing

Maybe the cat was once

But that was a long time ago

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