He wants to become a cake

cake

So at age 34 I decided I wanted to become a German chocolate cake. One specific German chocolate cake, sold at a nice local vaguely upscale mini-chain grocery. The store even had a German-sounding name, which was nice.

<cut to commercial, cue HE WANTS TO BE A CAKE chyron>

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