guest cat

so there’s a cat hanging out outside the back door of our apartment. he seems nice. i gave him some food and water and let him hang out inside for a minute but wiry cat has strenuously voiced her disapproval of his presence so i think i might have to give him his outright release. if anybody wants a free, skinny, somewhat dirty male cat with factory stereo, proceed to the laundry-hacienda area of 2237 n kedzie. this is a pain in the ass. all i was trying to do was watch indiana jones in peace. update: john doe the cat wandered off.

also, i filled out a bracket. ICC regulations prevent me from bragging about how awesome my theoretical sweet sixteen is until everybody else is done. but i can say this: actually, i can’t say that. never mind. i will brag about this later.

castle

Some sample questions from an ethics test taken recently by someone trying to get a part-time job:

53. How jealous of others are you?
59. How often do you feel guilty?
74. Have you ever felt like swearing?
87. How many people do you like?
93. How many judges can be bribed?
94. How often are you wrong about things?
105. Do you ever think of doing things which are, strictly speaking, dishonest?
127. How acceptable would a person be if he or she currently uses alcohol?
128. How acceptable would a person be if he or she uses uppers?
129. How acceptable would a person be if he or she uses cocaine?
130. How acceptable would a person be if he or she uses marijuana?
131. How acceptable would a person be if he or she shares marijuana?

There were 132 of these questions. These are highlights, but the rest of them were almost as good. unfortunately, the answer were multiple choice. had they been fill-in, i could have had a lot more fun.

n/c

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